Carl's Pissed
"Carl's Pissed" (also known as "Carl" and "Carl's Stone Cold Lock of the Century of the Week" depending on the aired season) is an online series on Adult Swim Video starring Carl Brutananadilewski from the popular Adult Swim program Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Beginning in October 2007, the Adult Swim website began posting exclusive videos of Carl's thoughts and musings on sports-related current events.
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Seasons & Episodes
1. Memories of Joe
Carl agonizes over the departure of New York Yankees manager Joe Torre and fondly remembers some times they shared together.
2. Boston Freakin' Won
Carl explains the insignificance of Red Sox World Series win and how Isiah Thomas is an amateur when it comes to sexual harassment.
3. Brady vs. Manning
Carl is upset at the amount of media attention the Indianapolis Colts vs. New England Patriots game has been receiving, as opposed to his Giants on their bye week.
4. Red is for Losers
Carl is upset at the performance of his New York Giants against the Dallas Cowboys and their selection of red throwback jerseys.
5. Let Barry Be Barry
Carl is upset with how the media has been treating slugger Barry Bonds.
6. The BCS
Carl expresses his displeasure with the current state of college football.
7. Mike Vick-tim
Carl offers his thoughts on the Michael Vick sentencing.
8. Championships and Porn
Carl is upset that Ohio State was able to back-into the BCS Championship Game.
9. Roid Rage
Carl explains the conspiracy behind the Mitchell Report.
10. Holiday Thoughts and Musings
In the spirit of giving, Carl offers his locks of the week, courtesy of his friend 'Cement Shoes' Minnelli down at the docks.
11. Bottle Blonde Broad
Carl takes credit for distracting Tony Romo in the Cowboys playoff loss to the Giants by wearing a Jessica Simpson wig.
12. Giants Win
Carl offers his take on the Giants' NFC Championship Game win over the Green Bay Packers, and specifically kicker Lawrence Tynes.
13. Giants by 23
Carl predicts his Giants will issue a "Beantown Beatdown" to the New England Patriots in the upcoming Super Bowl XLII.
14. Giants Win the Super Bowl
Carl's New York Football Giants win the Super Bowl, thus inspiring him to change his look.
15. Super Bowl '09 Odds
This Super Bowl's outcome is pretty much a foregone conclusion. So, Carl's giving you the odds on some things that might actually be interesting about this game.
