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From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
Known For
Filmography
Nightborn
2026
as Jon's Father
The People Before
2025
as Knotweed Man
Fackham Hall
2025
as Bill
Secret Life of the Auction House
2025
as Self - Narrator (voice)
Art Detectives
2025
as William Titchfield
Celebrity Puzzling
2025
as Self - Panellist
The Gentlemen
2024
as Frank
The 1970s: Those Were the Days
2024
as Self - Narrator
Captivated
2024
as Geoff
Ricky, Sue & a Trip or Two
2024
as Self
Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy
2023
as Self
The Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofa
2023
as Self
Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs
2022
as Self
Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More
2022
as Self
Red Riding Hood: After Ever After
2022
as Plank
Sister Boniface Mysteries
2022
as Leonard Monk
Dodger
2022
as Farmer Grundles
Best Year Ever
2022
as Self - Actor
Last Train to Christmas
2021
as Vic
Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!
2021
as Narrator
Les Dawson Lost Tapes
2021
as Self
Paul Sinha's TV Showdown
2021
as Self - Contestant
The Weakest Link
2021
as Self
The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases
2020
as Himself, Various Characters
Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years
2020
as Self
Dog Loves Books
2020
as Dog (voice)
McDonald & Dodds
2020
as Jimmy Daly
Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped
2019
as Narrator
Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story
2019
as Himself
7 Up & Me
2019
as Self
This Time with Alan Partridge
2019
as Joe Beasley
Brassic
2019
as Colin Popov
The People's Vet
2018
as Self - Narrator
Celebrity Catchphrase
2018
as Self
Shane the Chef
2018
Dying Laughing
2017
as Self
Richard Osman's House of Games
2017
as Self - Contestant
Billionaire Boy
2016
as Len
Grimsby
2016
as Bob Tolliver
Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle
2016
as Kevin Ruddock
Caroline Aherne at the BBC
2016
as Self - Presenter
Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit
2016
Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun
2016
as Self - Narrator
Fungus The Bogeyman
2015
Northern Soul
2014
as Terry
Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
2014
as Self
Dementamania
2013
Pulp
2013
as Dave Burns
Help Point
2013
as Stephen
The Power of Darts
2013
as Narrator (voice)
Strange Hill High
2013
as Various (voice)
Father Brown
2013
as John Banks
Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners
2013
as Self - Narrator
Through the Keyhole
2013
as Self
Catchphrase
2013
Through the Keyhole
2013
as Self - Panelist
Plebs
2013
as Mr. Adolphus
The Mimic
2013
as Nigel Lord
Uncle Wormsley's Christmas
2012
as Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers
Evidently... John Cooper Clarke
2012
as Himself
BBC Comedy Feeds
2012
as Steve
The Jonathan Ross Show
2011
as Self
Sooty
2011
as The Boss
Celebrity Antiques Road Trip
2011
as Self - Participant
The Lock Up
2011
as Narrator
Death in Paradise
2011
as DCI Chris Ricketts
The Chase: Celebrity Special
2011
as Self
The Road to Coronation Street
2010
as Harry Kershaw
The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa
2010
as Self
Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley
2009
as Bill (Flowerpot Man)
Big Top
2009
as Geoff
Angela and Friends
2009
Heads or Tails
2009
as Self - Contestant
Inkheart
2008
as Darius
Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong
2008
as Self
All Star Mr & Mrs
2008
Celebrity Juice
2008
as Self
Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'
2007
as Self - Narrator (voice)
Skins
2007
as Sam Brooks
Mobile
2007
as Ray Bould / Hypnotherapist
Kingdom
2007
as Nigel Pearson
Engineering the World Rally
2007
as Himself - Narrator
The Dealer
2006
as Bat
New Street Law
2006
as Charlie Darling
Ghosthunting With...
2006
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
2005
as Mr. Windfall (voice)
Monkey Trousers
2005
8 Out of 10 Cats
2005
as Self
Fat Slags
2004
as Foreman
Blackpool
2004
Appointment with Dr. Terrible
2003
as Interviewee – Actor
Comic Relief Does Fame Academy
2003
The Terry and Gaby Show
2003
Celebrity Mastermind
2003
Celebrity Mastermind
2003
as Self - Contestant
24 Hour Party People
2002
as Charles
Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway
2002
as Self
Johnny Vaughan Tonight
2002
as Self
Station Jim
2001
as Harold
Dog Eat Dog
2001
as Football Coach
Murder in Mind
2001
as Alan Squires
Dr Terrible's House of Horrible
2001
as Sir Donald Tyburn
Born Romantic
2000
as First Cab Driver
Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)
2000
The Flint Street Nativity
1999
as Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper
Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show
1999
as Self
It's Only TV But I Like It
1999
as Self
Up 'n' Under
1998
as Stan
The Fast Show Live
1998
You Are Here
1998
as Peter Keggy
Ted & Ralph
1998
as Vicar
Cold Feet
1998
as Pete Gifford
Roger Roger
1998
as Barry
The Man Who Knew Too Little
1997
as Dimitri
The Girl with Brains in Her Feet
1997
as Mr. Loughborough
Midsomer Murders
1997
as Cooper Steinem
Roger Roger
1996
as Barry
VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon
1996
Pond Life
1996
Silent Witness
1996
as DI Warren Bull
Never Mind the Buzzcocks
1996
as Self - Panellist
Saturday Live
1996
as Cabbie
Dangerous Lady
1995
The Young Poisoner's Handbook
1995
as Nathan
Fist of Fun
1995
as Pied Piper of Hamelin
Coogan's Run
1995
Crapston Villas
1995
The World of Lee Evans
1995
as Customer
Pauline Calf's Wedding Video
1994
as Fat Bob
Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd
1994
as Bernard Right On/Various
Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era
1994
as Simon Joke
The Fast Show
1994
as Various Characters
The Day Today
1994
as Treasurer
Pie in the Sky
1994
as Andrew Vernon
Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge
1994
as Petty Officer Alan Partridge
Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge
1994
as Joe Beasley
Ready, Steady, Cook
1994
as Self - Guest
Paul Calf's Video Diary
1993
as Fat Bob
Shooting Stars
1993
as Self
Harry
1993
as Royo
The Weekenders
1992
as Policeman 1
The Dead Good Show
1992
as Various
Blue Heaven
1992
as Waiter 2
Men Behaving Badly
1992
as Ken
Murder Most Horrid
1991
as Daniel Hoffmeyer
Paul Merton: The Series
1991
Soldier Soldier
1991
as Sgt Dunn
This Morning
1988
as Self
Top of the Pops
1964
as Self - Host
Flower Pot Men
1952